Welcome to the "Blog-zine to be named later". In short, this is the beginning of an online Blog/Magazine by regular guys, for regular guys. Why only guys, you ask? Well, we figured that since most of us here are guys, it was the obvious route to take.
So what exactly will this "Blog-zine" be about? The following is only a sample of the list of topics we plan to cover: Food Beer & Beer Brewing, Gadgets, Cars, Health, Dating. We will be writing articles, stories and giving our opinions each month.
We will also welcome contributions from the hundreds (hopefully thousands) of readers out there...women included.
In closing, we hope you get a lot of enjoyment, tips and advice from our little "pet project". Until next time, keep it real and keep reading...
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
The Cure for Your Hangover
A.B., contributing editor
Well guys, after a hard night of drinking you're bound to be hungover the next day. Have no fear... our resident medical professional in training has found a cure...
I was doing my random reseach on subjects that matter. One of these happens to be nutrition. I highly recommend and practice a diet based on Macrobiotics. The gist of this way of eating has to do with Mostly Whole Grains, Some Vegetables, Some Protein (fish), and a little bit of fruit. That's it. But how this epifiany came about has to do with talk of hypoglycemia.
It has to do with Hangovers. We've all had them, and for those of you who haven't... GOOD FOR YOU! Then you probably won't need this information, but I know a few friends of mine who would.
No one, and I mean NO ONE takes these issues on with hangovers. I am here to present my findings and cure for hangovers based on science.
There are two main causes for hangovers:
1) Dehydration (Yeah, I know you've heard this one before)
2) Hypoglycemia (Yup, you probably haven't heard too much about this) Low blood-sugar bro's and sista's.
Ever wonder why you go to white castle after drinking up a storm, go for the pizza, drink pop ect... That's why. It's documented that overindulgence in alcohol causes hypoglycemia. Your blood sugar is less than the amount of insulin going into your blood.
I will gather evidence to prove this point, but I was looking at the symptoms of hypoglycemia and figured out that in most cases they are highly similar IF NOT THE SAME as a hangover:
Hypoglycemia Progresses a variety of symptoms occur such as headaches, difficulty in concentration, disorientation, mental confusion, dizziness, faintness, double vision, coldness of the extremities, staggering or inability to walk, muscle twitching, depression, restlessness and mania (excessive excitement). Unless recognized and treated, severe hypoglycemia can lead to generalized convulsions followed by retrograde amnesia and unconsciousness. (Retrograde means moving backwards to a worse state.)
This would also indicate why people tend to wake up in the middle of the night sweating after a night of binge drinking. Same thing happens with folks who have hypoglycemia.
I made the connection after I recalled one of the better hangover cures that I heard of was drinking Orange Juice with sugar in it before going to bed. I didn't make the connection at that time, but whenever diabetics or folks who are hypogylcemic need a quick blood sugar fix, one of the things that they reach for is oj because it goes into your bloodstream so quick (has to do with fructose -- fruit sugar = easy to use right away).
So anyway I have made my case, and now I will make my case for the cure or prevention of hangovers:
Control your blood sugar if you are going to get yourself "faded". Try downing 20 oz of oj with a tablespoon or two of sugar in it. Follow that up with a gatorade, or powerade to replace your electrolytes and you should be good.
Granted this might not get rid of nausea and the like, it sounds like it should take care of 9/10ths of the symptoms associated with a hangover.
I only drop this info on everyone because I have mad love for y'all.
Well guys, after a hard night of drinking you're bound to be hungover the next day. Have no fear... our resident medical professional in training has found a cure...
I was doing my random reseach on subjects that matter. One of these happens to be nutrition. I highly recommend and practice a diet based on Macrobiotics. The gist of this way of eating has to do with Mostly Whole Grains, Some Vegetables, Some Protein (fish), and a little bit of fruit. That's it. But how this epifiany came about has to do with talk of hypoglycemia.
It has to do with Hangovers. We've all had them, and for those of you who haven't... GOOD FOR YOU! Then you probably won't need this information, but I know a few friends of mine who would.
No one, and I mean NO ONE takes these issues on with hangovers. I am here to present my findings and cure for hangovers based on science.
There are two main causes for hangovers:
1) Dehydration (Yeah, I know you've heard this one before)
2) Hypoglycemia (Yup, you probably haven't heard too much about this) Low blood-sugar bro's and sista's.
Ever wonder why you go to white castle after drinking up a storm, go for the pizza, drink pop ect... That's why. It's documented that overindulgence in alcohol causes hypoglycemia. Your blood sugar is less than the amount of insulin going into your blood.
I will gather evidence to prove this point, but I was looking at the symptoms of hypoglycemia and figured out that in most cases they are highly similar IF NOT THE SAME as a hangover:
Hypoglycemia Progresses a variety of symptoms occur such as headaches, difficulty in concentration, disorientation, mental confusion, dizziness, faintness, double vision, coldness of the extremities, staggering or inability to walk, muscle twitching, depression, restlessness and mania (excessive excitement). Unless recognized and treated, severe hypoglycemia can lead to generalized convulsions followed by retrograde amnesia and unconsciousness. (Retrograde means moving backwards to a worse state.)
This would also indicate why people tend to wake up in the middle of the night sweating after a night of binge drinking. Same thing happens with folks who have hypoglycemia.
I made the connection after I recalled one of the better hangover cures that I heard of was drinking Orange Juice with sugar in it before going to bed. I didn't make the connection at that time, but whenever diabetics or folks who are hypogylcemic need a quick blood sugar fix, one of the things that they reach for is oj because it goes into your bloodstream so quick (has to do with fructose -- fruit sugar = easy to use right away).
So anyway I have made my case, and now I will make my case for the cure or prevention of hangovers:
Control your blood sugar if you are going to get yourself "faded". Try downing 20 oz of oj with a tablespoon or two of sugar in it. Follow that up with a gatorade, or powerade to replace your electrolytes and you should be good.
Granted this might not get rid of nausea and the like, it sounds like it should take care of 9/10ths of the symptoms associated with a hangover.
I only drop this info on everyone because I have mad love for y'all.
Homebrewing Made Easy
You're out at your favorite bar, throwing a few cold ones back. You stop for a moment and wonder why you're giving all your money away. You ask yourself, why can't I just make my own beer? Well, you can, and it's pretty simple. With a little knowhow and some coin, you'll be brewing beer like the masters in no time.
But before you start telling everyone you're going to start the next MGD or Budweiser, you have to plan ahead. Homebrewing is fun and worthwhile, but it can also be time consuming and expensive.
Our experienced homebrewers came up with some guidelines to help you get started -
-Research the many types of beers that are out there. Decide what is right for you. Do you want an Ale, a Stout, or a Lager? You have about nine different styles to choose from.
-Visit your local brewing store and ask questions. Find out what's involved in the process and what you need to get started. Their employees know beer and beer brewing well. They'll give you good advice and start you on the right path.
-Find someone to brew with. It's a lot more fun and it's always good to have an extra set of hands, and brains, there with you. They can also provide some financial help.
-Figure out your budget. This can get expensive. The equipment alone can cost over $150. And each beer kit costs around $25.
-Decide on where you're going to make the mess. Be sure to have plenty of room and lots of windows nearby. Brewing can make your whole place smell for quite a while.
-Do it while you're sober! We can't stress this enough. If you are drinking, you're bound to screw something up.
We at Blog-zine TBNL speak from personal experience. Remember, if you follow these guidelines, you'll be well on your way to brewing like the pros. Just be sure to send samples of your work to Blog-zine TBNL.
But before you start telling everyone you're going to start the next MGD or Budweiser, you have to plan ahead. Homebrewing is fun and worthwhile, but it can also be time consuming and expensive.
Our experienced homebrewers came up with some guidelines to help you get started -
-Research the many types of beers that are out there. Decide what is right for you. Do you want an Ale, a Stout, or a Lager? You have about nine different styles to choose from.
-Visit your local brewing store and ask questions. Find out what's involved in the process and what you need to get started. Their employees know beer and beer brewing well. They'll give you good advice and start you on the right path.
-Find someone to brew with. It's a lot more fun and it's always good to have an extra set of hands, and brains, there with you. They can also provide some financial help.
-Figure out your budget. This can get expensive. The equipment alone can cost over $150. And each beer kit costs around $25.
-Decide on where you're going to make the mess. Be sure to have plenty of room and lots of windows nearby. Brewing can make your whole place smell for quite a while.
-Do it while you're sober! We can't stress this enough. If you are drinking, you're bound to screw something up.
We at Blog-zine TBNL speak from personal experience. Remember, if you follow these guidelines, you'll be well on your way to brewing like the pros. Just be sure to send samples of your work to Blog-zine TBNL.
Gun Control
S.B., contributing editor
Why is it that so many groups are against privately owned firearms? Is it because they fear something that Hollywood tells them to fear, or because they don't understand guns in general? It would seem that the latter is the case. I think that they are wrong, and that there should be an increased focus on education about guns, and a focus on stiffer penalties for crimes committed with guns. The way to decrease crime isn't to take the weapons from private, law abiding citizens. This kind of action only hurts the honest guy. Also, something else that really makes no sense is the requirement for a permit to carry a weapon. Criminals don't give a damn about permits. The only redeeming thing about permit requirements is the requirement for education in the safe handling of a weapon, which everyone should have.
Some people would say to increase police presence. I would partially agree with that statement. Increasing police presence is a start, but the police are a reactionary force, who only get called when a crime is in progress, or after it has been committed. If the victim had an Order for Protection, the police have a good idea of who to arrest. Oftentimes, I think that the victims rely too heavily on the police to protect them, when they should be taking the first step, and protecting themselves within the scope of the law. If you show criminals that you aren't going to roll over for them, and protect yourself, they'll find easier prey.
Some people don't believe in guns, and I understand that, but education is the best way to understand something that you don't know anything about. The other method people commonly propose is taking away private ownership of guns, and making it so that the military and police are the only ones who have access to guns. That would be unconstitutional and impractical. If you look at the countries who have outlawed private ownership of guns, like Australia, the UK, and to some extent, Canada, you'll see that crimes committed with firearms have gone up after taking away privately owned guns. Doesn't sound like a solution to me.
The way to decrease crime is to make prison a VERY unpleasant place, and to make a criminal's stay an extended, unpleasant tour. Our society has put too much focus on coddling criminals and too little focus on making people accountable for their actions. Some people would say that this seems a little extreme, but I think that Sheriff Joe from Maricopa County Arizona has the right idea. He makes his prisoners stay in tents with temperatures exceeding 100 degrees during the day, and has meal costs down to forty cents per meal, per person. This is effective in decreasing the number of repeat visitors to his jail, and has kept crime in his county down. I believe that prisoners should have their basic needs attended to, but by no means should they live in luxury. A prisoner doing five years should not have a degree when he leaves prison, but should by all means have an opportunity to learn a skill or trade to get him away from a life of crime. Studies have shown that if an individual learns a skill or trade while in prison, they reduce their chances of coming back. Granted, this is not automatic, but is a generalization of prisoners as a whole.
In closing, I'd like to say, that gun control is not crime control. Just look at New York, LA, Detroit, Chicago, and DC. DC had the highest murder rate in the country, and those were usually committed with guns. Yet, they have some of the strictest gun laws. How can this be? Gun control doesn't work. Marion Barry was once quoted as saying, "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Doesn't that make you feel comfortable about our nation's capitol? If they take away guns, people will use something else to commit crimes. People have used cars and baseball bats to commit crimes, but you don't see anyone trying to stop you from driving to the game, do you?"
Why is it that so many groups are against privately owned firearms? Is it because they fear something that Hollywood tells them to fear, or because they don't understand guns in general? It would seem that the latter is the case. I think that they are wrong, and that there should be an increased focus on education about guns, and a focus on stiffer penalties for crimes committed with guns. The way to decrease crime isn't to take the weapons from private, law abiding citizens. This kind of action only hurts the honest guy. Also, something else that really makes no sense is the requirement for a permit to carry a weapon. Criminals don't give a damn about permits. The only redeeming thing about permit requirements is the requirement for education in the safe handling of a weapon, which everyone should have.
Some people would say to increase police presence. I would partially agree with that statement. Increasing police presence is a start, but the police are a reactionary force, who only get called when a crime is in progress, or after it has been committed. If the victim had an Order for Protection, the police have a good idea of who to arrest. Oftentimes, I think that the victims rely too heavily on the police to protect them, when they should be taking the first step, and protecting themselves within the scope of the law. If you show criminals that you aren't going to roll over for them, and protect yourself, they'll find easier prey.
Some people don't believe in guns, and I understand that, but education is the best way to understand something that you don't know anything about. The other method people commonly propose is taking away private ownership of guns, and making it so that the military and police are the only ones who have access to guns. That would be unconstitutional and impractical. If you look at the countries who have outlawed private ownership of guns, like Australia, the UK, and to some extent, Canada, you'll see that crimes committed with firearms have gone up after taking away privately owned guns. Doesn't sound like a solution to me.
The way to decrease crime is to make prison a VERY unpleasant place, and to make a criminal's stay an extended, unpleasant tour. Our society has put too much focus on coddling criminals and too little focus on making people accountable for their actions. Some people would say that this seems a little extreme, but I think that Sheriff Joe from Maricopa County Arizona has the right idea. He makes his prisoners stay in tents with temperatures exceeding 100 degrees during the day, and has meal costs down to forty cents per meal, per person. This is effective in decreasing the number of repeat visitors to his jail, and has kept crime in his county down. I believe that prisoners should have their basic needs attended to, but by no means should they live in luxury. A prisoner doing five years should not have a degree when he leaves prison, but should by all means have an opportunity to learn a skill or trade to get him away from a life of crime. Studies have shown that if an individual learns a skill or trade while in prison, they reduce their chances of coming back. Granted, this is not automatic, but is a generalization of prisoners as a whole.
In closing, I'd like to say, that gun control is not crime control. Just look at New York, LA, Detroit, Chicago, and DC. DC had the highest murder rate in the country, and those were usually committed with guns. Yet, they have some of the strictest gun laws. How can this be? Gun control doesn't work. Marion Barry was once quoted as saying, "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." Doesn't that make you feel comfortable about our nation's capitol? If they take away guns, people will use something else to commit crimes. People have used cars and baseball bats to commit crimes, but you don't see anyone trying to stop you from driving to the game, do you?"
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Winter Perils - Unfreezing That Frozen Car Door
With the arrival of winter, your car or truck doors are bound to freeze up solid at least once. Before you break that window, read the following from our in-house expert on frozen doors...
Most of us have dealt frozen vehicle doors on a cold winter morning. If you haven't, then you're either smart enough to use the garage, or you live in an area that stays above 60 all year.
Trying to get the door open can be a real pain. Short of smashing the windows, you might want to try the following methods:
-Carefully scrape the ice off of the edges of the door. Get in the cracks and slowly move all along the outline of the door. Be careful you don't scrape too hard. You don't want to damage the paint.
-Use some extra windshield washer fluid and pour it on the frozen areas. The washer fluid contains a small amount of alcohol, which may help melt the ice.
-Buy some de-icer spray from your local hardware store, Target or Walmart. Spray a good amount of de-icer in the places where the door is sticking. Try and get in the jambs and all around the edges.
Note: De-icer can be hazardous if not used properly. Read all directions and warnings carefully before using.
-Carefully try prying the door open with something that will fit in the jamb. Don't use too much force because you may damage the door.
Some people may tell you to pour hot water all over the door. I advise against this, because you may end up cracking the window or worse.
If all else fails, you'll just have to pray for a warm day. The ice will melt and you'll be able to get the door open.
No matter how you achieve it, once you get the door open, wipe away all the excess water and spray the jamb with some WD-40. This should prevent water from collecting inside and therefore stop the door from freezing shut.
Most of us have dealt frozen vehicle doors on a cold winter morning. If you haven't, then you're either smart enough to use the garage, or you live in an area that stays above 60 all year.
Trying to get the door open can be a real pain. Short of smashing the windows, you might want to try the following methods:
-Carefully scrape the ice off of the edges of the door. Get in the cracks and slowly move all along the outline of the door. Be careful you don't scrape too hard. You don't want to damage the paint.
-Use some extra windshield washer fluid and pour it on the frozen areas. The washer fluid contains a small amount of alcohol, which may help melt the ice.
-Buy some de-icer spray from your local hardware store, Target or Walmart. Spray a good amount of de-icer in the places where the door is sticking. Try and get in the jambs and all around the edges.
Note: De-icer can be hazardous if not used properly. Read all directions and warnings carefully before using.
-Carefully try prying the door open with something that will fit in the jamb. Don't use too much force because you may damage the door.
Some people may tell you to pour hot water all over the door. I advise against this, because you may end up cracking the window or worse.
If all else fails, you'll just have to pray for a warm day. The ice will melt and you'll be able to get the door open.
No matter how you achieve it, once you get the door open, wipe away all the excess water and spray the jamb with some WD-40. This should prevent water from collecting inside and therefore stop the door from freezing shut.
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Google Earth - Damn Cool Stuff
Have you ever dreamed of being able to visit anywhere on this earth with the click of a button? Fly from Paris to San Francisco in a matter of seconds? Zoom in on your favorite city? Well, thanks to the creative geniuses over at Google, you can make those dreams come true.
Google Earth is one of the most innovative ways to visit almost every city in the world. And you can do it all while lounging around in your boxers.
You'll have a couple of choices when you visit Google Earth's download site. You can either pay for a full version, or download the freebie...with the loss of some capabilities. We at TBNL are cheapskates, so it was the free version for us.
Trust us, spying on everything doesn't get old. You'll be at this for hours.
Download Google Earth now at: earth.google.com
Google Earth is one of the most innovative ways to visit almost every city in the world. And you can do it all while lounging around in your boxers.
You'll have a couple of choices when you visit Google Earth's download site. You can either pay for a full version, or download the freebie...with the loss of some capabilities. We at TBNL are cheapskates, so it was the free version for us.
Trust us, spying on everything doesn't get old. You'll be at this for hours.
Download Google Earth now at: earth.google.com
Monday, November 07, 2005
10 Reasons to Watch Family Guy
Lucky there's a family guy is how this show's theme starts out. Lucky we are indeed. Family Guy began airing in 1999 and, after a short-lived cancellation, returned to prime time earlier this year.
Creator Seth McFarlane is the brains behind the animation. His voice can also be heard on the weekly series as he provides the voices for three of the main characters.
We at TBNL love this show beyond words. But, for the sake of our Blog-zine, we have to express our feelings in actual words, so here you go. Ten reasons to watch Family Guy...
-It stars Seth Green (of Buffy fame) as Chris, the dimwitted older son
-The 1 year old boy is a genius and wants to dominate the world
-The dog can talk
-Adam West (Batman) is the mayor
-Lois, the wife, is hot
-Clever references to real life people and events
-Quagmire, the sex-crazed neighbor, just plain rules
-Cleveland, the other neighbor, just plain rules
-Mila Kunis (That 70's Show), is the awkward, confused daughter, Meg
-Peter...you'll just have to watch and see
Creator Seth McFarlane is the brains behind the animation. His voice can also be heard on the weekly series as he provides the voices for three of the main characters.
We at TBNL love this show beyond words. But, for the sake of our Blog-zine, we have to express our feelings in actual words, so here you go. Ten reasons to watch Family Guy...
-It stars Seth Green (of Buffy fame) as Chris, the dimwitted older son
-The 1 year old boy is a genius and wants to dominate the world
-The dog can talk
-Adam West (Batman) is the mayor
-Lois, the wife, is hot
-Clever references to real life people and events
-Quagmire, the sex-crazed neighbor, just plain rules
-Cleveland, the other neighbor, just plain rules
-Mila Kunis (That 70's Show), is the awkward, confused daughter, Meg
-Peter...you'll just have to watch and see
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Blog-zine TBNL Exclusive - Online Dating
You've read about it, heard it being talked about on TV, maybe even tried it once or twice. Online dating, it's today's answer to the personals that were oh so popular decades ago.
The world is a busy place these days. Technology runs our lives. You jump in your car by 9 AM, already running late for work. It is too late to stop at the local coffee shop where you try to manage to say more than "tall skim latte" to the pretty girl behind the counter. At the end of the day you prepare yourself for the long bumper to bumper ride home. Before you know it, it's after 6PM, just enough time to heat up a frozen dinner and catch an episode of CSI Miami, or which ever CSI is on that night. You could try to call up a buddy or two to meet you at the local dive where by chance there might be a few single girls there that night. But this would require showering and shaving and somewhere along the lines of a clean shirt.
Enter the world of online dating. There a literally hundreds, if not thousands, of sites out there. With just a few strokes of the keypad and some simple words entered into a search engine, you step into a world that's full of many different options for dating and of course what others consider dating.
Once you've picked a few sites that look appealing, you begin to investigate a little further. You find a good one and think about signing up for it. Hell, it's free for 30 days, so you decide to go for it.
You create your profile, being careful not to give too much away at first. Leaving a little to the imagination can be a good thing. Once you've managed to describe yourself and what you're looking for, you move on to other member's listings.
Finding exactly what you're looking for may not be easy. One person may have 90% of the qualities you're looking for, but they could live 1000 miles away. Another person could live 10 miles away but only be a 50% match.
If you're lucky enough to find someone that sparks your interest, you can send them a message and see what happens.
To be continued in next month's edition...
The world is a busy place these days. Technology runs our lives. You jump in your car by 9 AM, already running late for work. It is too late to stop at the local coffee shop where you try to manage to say more than "tall skim latte" to the pretty girl behind the counter. At the end of the day you prepare yourself for the long bumper to bumper ride home. Before you know it, it's after 6PM, just enough time to heat up a frozen dinner and catch an episode of CSI Miami, or which ever CSI is on that night. You could try to call up a buddy or two to meet you at the local dive where by chance there might be a few single girls there that night. But this would require showering and shaving and somewhere along the lines of a clean shirt.
Enter the world of online dating. There a literally hundreds, if not thousands, of sites out there. With just a few strokes of the keypad and some simple words entered into a search engine, you step into a world that's full of many different options for dating and of course what others consider dating.
Once you've picked a few sites that look appealing, you begin to investigate a little further. You find a good one and think about signing up for it. Hell, it's free for 30 days, so you decide to go for it.
You create your profile, being careful not to give too much away at first. Leaving a little to the imagination can be a good thing. Once you've managed to describe yourself and what you're looking for, you move on to other member's listings.
Finding exactly what you're looking for may not be easy. One person may have 90% of the qualities you're looking for, but they could live 1000 miles away. Another person could live 10 miles away but only be a 50% match.
If you're lucky enough to find someone that sparks your interest, you can send them a message and see what happens.
To be continued in next month's edition...
Movies to Watch - Kill Bill Vol. 1
We are proud to present you with Blog-zine TBNL's Movies to Watch. Our staff spent hours and hours watching and writing about these movies, so we hope you'll go out and rent them.
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, David Carradine
A truly bloody (as well as bloody good) film filled with well... blood, and a lot of dismembered limbs. We loved this flick.
Uma Thurman plays "The Bride"...an ass-kicking, revenge-seeking hottie Who used to be part of an organization called The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, or DiVAS. The "Squad" is run by a man known simply as Bill, a character played brilliantly by veteran martial arts actor David Carradine.
When "The Bride" left "The Squad", Bill got pissed and sent the other members to find her and take her out. The whole movie centers around Uma's character fighting with various members of the DiVAS.
There is one particular scene where Uma's character meets the legendary sword maker named Hattori Hanzo, played by played by 70's and 80's marital arts star Sonny Chiba (It's been said that Quentin's feelings for Chiba rival those of his love for cocaine...ha ha...just kidding QT). "The Bride" requests that Hanzo make her one of his swords, but he is reluctant at first, because he does not want to break the blood oath he made with God 28 years ago...an oath that he would "never make another instrument that kills people"; However, with some convincing, he obliges her request and presents her with the finest blade he's ever made.
We could go on forever about the great lines and great characters in This film. But that would require a lot of time and energy, plus it would probably ruin this truly awesome flick for you.
One thing you'll notice about this flick is the copious amount of blood. To avoid getting in trouble with the censors, QT made a genius move and used anime, plus filmed a portion of the film in black and white. These scenes were considered too violent to be shown with live actors. If he had used real people, the movie would have gotten an "X" rating.
Tarantino has a knack for picking the right actors as well as the right music for his films. Our staff admits to consistently buying the soundtracks to every one of Quentin's movies, and this one is not going to be an exception.
We have to give Quentin all the credit that he is due for this movie. The man has a tendency to try to shock people in some scenes in his movies (the "Buck Scene" in this particular movie), and until this point we had questioned his ability to tell an honest to goodness story without having to rely on shock tactics. Without a doubt he truly does not disappoint.
On an interesting side note, Quentin and Uma both helped to pen the screenplay (they are listed in the credits as "Q" and "U").
Next month we review Kill Bill Vol. 2
Directed by: Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, David Carradine
A truly bloody (as well as bloody good) film filled with well... blood, and a lot of dismembered limbs. We loved this flick.
Uma Thurman plays "The Bride"...an ass-kicking, revenge-seeking hottie Who used to be part of an organization called The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, or DiVAS. The "Squad" is run by a man known simply as Bill, a character played brilliantly by veteran martial arts actor David Carradine.
When "The Bride" left "The Squad", Bill got pissed and sent the other members to find her and take her out. The whole movie centers around Uma's character fighting with various members of the DiVAS.
There is one particular scene where Uma's character meets the legendary sword maker named Hattori Hanzo, played by played by 70's and 80's marital arts star Sonny Chiba (It's been said that Quentin's feelings for Chiba rival those of his love for cocaine...ha ha...just kidding QT). "The Bride" requests that Hanzo make her one of his swords, but he is reluctant at first, because he does not want to break the blood oath he made with God 28 years ago...an oath that he would "never make another instrument that kills people"; However, with some convincing, he obliges her request and presents her with the finest blade he's ever made.
We could go on forever about the great lines and great characters in This film. But that would require a lot of time and energy, plus it would probably ruin this truly awesome flick for you.
One thing you'll notice about this flick is the copious amount of blood. To avoid getting in trouble with the censors, QT made a genius move and used anime, plus filmed a portion of the film in black and white. These scenes were considered too violent to be shown with live actors. If he had used real people, the movie would have gotten an "X" rating.
Tarantino has a knack for picking the right actors as well as the right music for his films. Our staff admits to consistently buying the soundtracks to every one of Quentin's movies, and this one is not going to be an exception.
We have to give Quentin all the credit that he is due for this movie. The man has a tendency to try to shock people in some scenes in his movies (the "Buck Scene" in this particular movie), and until this point we had questioned his ability to tell an honest to goodness story without having to rely on shock tactics. Without a doubt he truly does not disappoint.
On an interesting side note, Quentin and Uma both helped to pen the screenplay (they are listed in the credits as "Q" and "U").
Next month we review Kill Bill Vol. 2
The "Ask Bianca" Column
We here at Blog-zine TBNL know that sometimes a guy just can't give the right advice. Therefore, we asked our resident expert, Bianca, to weigh in on some of the more "burning" questions guys everywhere have always wanted to ask.
Don't be shy. Send Bianca an email with a question you'd like answered. She'll answer almost everything. And if she thinks it's worthy, we'll post it on here for guys everywhere to see.
And now, the answers you've been dying to read...
How do I know if the girl I'm in to, is in to me?
J.P. - San Diego, CA
The way a woman shows she is into you really hasn't changed much since the way she did in high school. This is coming from the fact you were able to pick up those signs back then, unfortunately the average teenage guy wasn't able to. A 95% chance to tell if she is into you is as follows:
-She invites you out often with her friends.
She does this because she wants to see you but is really not brave enough to go solo. Going out with her and a group is a safe guard to show she likes you, but doesn't want to throw herself at you incase you aren't interested.
-She goes out of her way to touch you.
This doesn't mean necessarily in a sexual way, but rather a playful way, a listening way or a consoling way. You may say a joke that makes her laugh followed by a slap on the arm. Maybe you didn't get that promotion you were working for, she will listen intently and rest her hand on yours.
-She can't stop bringing you into a conversation.
If a friend or coworker mentions that he heard how you throw up outside a Denny's Restaurant one night and this is a story you only told her or you tell a friend your going to a basketball game the night and they say they already knew because she had told them, she's into you.
If any of these scenarios happen to you a few times, there is a 95% chance she is into you.
If you are rejected after receiving these signs, she is the other 5%, not anyone you would want to be with.
How soon is too soon to call after a first date?
Chris H. - Minneapolis, MN
As if dating wasn't hard enough, there isn't a real time frame to call after a first date. The first call is a lot like gambling, you make that high bet only if the cards you were dealt were right, unless you feel lucky.
Knowing when to call comes down to the date itself.
If it was an OK date, you two had a good time but it wasn't spactacular, waiting two to three days is fine. If you didn't feel that dying need to speak to her again after you dropped her at the door, chances are she isn't sitting by her phone waiting for you either. However, even if the date wasn't that great, but you do want another, don't wait more than five days to call her, because by then, she has probably given up on you and moved on.
If the date went well, you two laughed and had a really good time, waiting one to two days would be fine. Even though it was a great date and you defiently want to make plans for later in the week, a day or two of breathing room and suspense is nice.
Now, if you had the best first date ever and you two couldn't keep your hands off each other, it is fine to call her the next day, maybe even the same night. Keep in mind that this has to be a really good date for you to call her that night, otherwise she may be scared off.
These are just a few guidlines you can ask yourself when deciding to call. Most of it is your own gut instinct that decides when to call, when you are most comfortable.
Got a question you want to ask Bianca? Send it to: askbianca@gmail.com
Don't be shy. Send Bianca an email with a question you'd like answered. She'll answer almost everything. And if she thinks it's worthy, we'll post it on here for guys everywhere to see.
And now, the answers you've been dying to read...
How do I know if the girl I'm in to, is in to me?
J.P. - San Diego, CA
The way a woman shows she is into you really hasn't changed much since the way she did in high school. This is coming from the fact you were able to pick up those signs back then, unfortunately the average teenage guy wasn't able to. A 95% chance to tell if she is into you is as follows:
-She invites you out often with her friends.
She does this because she wants to see you but is really not brave enough to go solo. Going out with her and a group is a safe guard to show she likes you, but doesn't want to throw herself at you incase you aren't interested.
-She goes out of her way to touch you.
This doesn't mean necessarily in a sexual way, but rather a playful way, a listening way or a consoling way. You may say a joke that makes her laugh followed by a slap on the arm. Maybe you didn't get that promotion you were working for, she will listen intently and rest her hand on yours.
-She can't stop bringing you into a conversation.
If a friend or coworker mentions that he heard how you throw up outside a Denny's Restaurant one night and this is a story you only told her or you tell a friend your going to a basketball game the night and they say they already knew because she had told them, she's into you.
If any of these scenarios happen to you a few times, there is a 95% chance she is into you.
If you are rejected after receiving these signs, she is the other 5%, not anyone you would want to be with.
How soon is too soon to call after a first date?
Chris H. - Minneapolis, MN
As if dating wasn't hard enough, there isn't a real time frame to call after a first date. The first call is a lot like gambling, you make that high bet only if the cards you were dealt were right, unless you feel lucky.
Knowing when to call comes down to the date itself.
If it was an OK date, you two had a good time but it wasn't spactacular, waiting two to three days is fine. If you didn't feel that dying need to speak to her again after you dropped her at the door, chances are she isn't sitting by her phone waiting for you either. However, even if the date wasn't that great, but you do want another, don't wait more than five days to call her, because by then, she has probably given up on you and moved on.
If the date went well, you two laughed and had a really good time, waiting one to two days would be fine. Even though it was a great date and you defiently want to make plans for later in the week, a day or two of breathing room and suspense is nice.
Now, if you had the best first date ever and you two couldn't keep your hands off each other, it is fine to call her the next day, maybe even the same night. Keep in mind that this has to be a really good date for you to call her that night, otherwise she may be scared off.
These are just a few guidlines you can ask yourself when deciding to call. Most of it is your own gut instinct that decides when to call, when you are most comfortable.
Got a question you want to ask Bianca? Send it to: askbianca@gmail.com
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